Missing...

...beautiful, loving, caring wife and mother. been missing now for almost 3 months. she's been replaced by a strange, mood changing alien life form that uses mental telepathy to communicate. i am not familiar with this form of communication and have frequently been caught off guard due to it. she's a master of adding things to a honey-do list that have never even been discussed before, turning a list of 5 to-dos into 10 without blinking an eye. she has an extremely high body temperature, leading to our central ac system to be put on overdrive and me having to go to bed with a down comforter in the middle of july. Extremely quirky, she sometimes bursts out in laughter in the middle of the night, and even occasionally enjoys reading in bed with a spelunker hat on from midnight to 3am. she consistently speaks about the "evil spawn" she is carrying in her belly and often shakes her belly with her hands to wake the "evil spawn."

i'll keep the blog updated if/when there are any kim sightings and will let you know when she comes back. hopefully, it will be very soon!